Reposted from Lethal Doses Forum:
Me: "I got the results back on the blood test and everything is hunky dory!
BTW... rereading my original post, I realized that I hadn't mentioned the "spit thing" before. For those of you who don't know, pregnant women usually come to a point in the first trimester where the salivary (spit) glands go into overdrive. We don't drool or anything sick like that, but it's definately annoying and it tastes funny, kind of metallic. So be nice to any pregnant women you know and give them a mint or hard candy. It *really* helps alot."
Phil: "So that's what that spit thing is. Glad to hear the blood test went well. And I second the "keep us informed" thing."
Puck: "I am pretty sure that I could have gone through life not knowing anything at all about "the Spit Thing". Make me think that baseball players must be pregnant then."
Me: "Hehe... But you know, the first time your wife feels ill because of the "spit thing", you'll know what to do and be happy you read about it! Knowledge is power... "
Phil: "Knowledge is power, but power corrupts, and corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay! By teaching me about the spit thing, you've doomed me to financial uncertainty!"(*snip*)"As always, more happy thoughts heading your way, Nemo."
Me: "Well, babies are *always* a financial uncertainty. As a matter of fact, that's the #1 concern that new fathers have. Well, after "is my baby healthy?" that is... I don't think mothers worry about the money thing as much. Thanks for the happy thoughts!"
Me: "I got the results back on the blood test and everything is hunky dory!
BTW... rereading my original post, I realized that I hadn't mentioned the "spit thing" before. For those of you who don't know, pregnant women usually come to a point in the first trimester where the salivary (spit) glands go into overdrive. We don't drool or anything sick like that, but it's definately annoying and it tastes funny, kind of metallic. So be nice to any pregnant women you know and give them a mint or hard candy. It *really* helps alot."
Phil: "So that's what that spit thing is. Glad to hear the blood test went well. And I second the "keep us informed" thing."
Puck: "I am pretty sure that I could have gone through life not knowing anything at all about "the Spit Thing". Make me think that baseball players must be pregnant then."
Me: "Hehe... But you know, the first time your wife feels ill because of the "spit thing", you'll know what to do and be happy you read about it! Knowledge is power... "
Phil: "Knowledge is power, but power corrupts, and corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay! By teaching me about the spit thing, you've doomed me to financial uncertainty!"(*snip*)"As always, more happy thoughts heading your way, Nemo."
Me: "Well, babies are *always* a financial uncertainty. As a matter of fact, that's the #1 concern that new fathers have. Well, after "is my baby healthy?" that is... I don't think mothers worry about the money thing as much. Thanks for the happy thoughts!"
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